"So what do we have to do to be in your sex club? Jamie said that I didn't have to be a lezzer to join, but that it would involve what she called 'sexy times' with the other members." Yeah." A voice piped up from the bed. Ingrid was laid with her chin resting on her hands exposing her magnificent cleavage to us all from the sagging neck of her T shirt. I'm no lezzer, what I really want to do is lose my cherry and get a nice stiffy inside me as soon as possible. I'm so horny I could burst, my fanny has had my fingers rubbing it so much lately, it's getting a bit sore."A couple more of the four new girls chipped in with similar protestations of their heterosexuality, or anyway their assertions that they weren't gay.Jamie was brilliant, she handled them so well."Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know all that. Jay and I had a similar discussion when we first moved in together. Come on, realistically, when are we likely to get our first chance of a nice stiff cock? This week? This month? This year?. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of Maltesers.6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ Emergency Medics.
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